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• a fanatic cat lover ♥
• a rammstein fan (is there any active club around here?)
• a person who likes to get involved and help others
And so on. Lots to say.

Fabulous life stories.

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 7:04 AM
Normal people are boring, this is what i just realised reading some random jounals here on dA. So i'm gonna start resuming you the most common stories. If you find these too ironical, that's my fault. Lets all get interesting, shall we?

#1
Today, while i was driving my Mustang, i got hit by a bad truck. Obviously, it wasn't my fault. I'm ok. The other driver was insane and he jumped to my car and started yelling at me. The police arrested him in a minute and took him to the police station. I'm fine, but my car isn't. I will cry 8178456389 years after my Ferrari. Oops, my Mustang. I want it back. I suffer so much. Oh God...

#2
My bf/gf and i got ourselves beaten up last night while we were walking home from our romantic date. He/she is in hospital right now with some bruises and some sutures. I'm ok. I love him/her so much, i would do anything to reverse this. I hate this happened to us.
NOTE: Time ain't coming back, motherfuckers.

#3
OMG i just won the LOTTERY! YEY. I'm going to sell my house and buy for myself a big fucking island. Envy me and wish me all the happiness in the world.

#4
My bf/gf just quited job to spend more time looking at me. Well, we also fuck a lot, but that's another story. I'm so happy, can you believe it? Awww that's so romantic. I love him/her. Wouldn't you?
NOTE: I'm sorry baby to fuck your dream up, but that ain't happening in real world, unless you're a multi-millionaire and you can actually afford not working.

#5
3 weeks ago: I saw this awesome boy/girl.
2 weeks ago: We hooked up.
1 week ago: Her/his ex bf/gf hired some bad ppl to kidnap my love. I think they're terrorists. I hate this situation. Who is gonna pay the 8472934729 $ ransom? Would you help me?
Yesterday: The kindnapers got bored because nobody was paying the ransom and they let my love free to come back to me. I'm so happy.
Today: Yay i love you all guys for supporting me on this invented heart breaking story. You're all so stupid, but i still love you all for believing me.

Bleah. Kiss my ass. Won't you see there idiots are making this up?
See? Ain't that interesting anymore. Stop pretending and making up stories just to get some attention like fucking pageviwes and stupid comments like :
"Awww, i'm sooo sorry, I'm sure it will gonna be ok :hug:"
"Yeah thank you, the problem just solved out :D"
"I told you so. I'm sooo glad for you :hug: :love: :heart: :glomp:"


Die bitches, resurrect and then grow up like normal people do.

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Imensitate, vesnicie,
Tu, haos, care toate-aduni...
In golul tau e nebunie,-
Si tu ne faci pe toti nebuni.

~ bacovia, pulvis ~


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  • Mood: dA Love
  • Listening to: The white stripes - Seven nations army
  • Reading: Post-it-notes & Messer.
  • Watching: Random.
  • Playing: Tanoth.
  • Eating: Tzelainah.
  • Drinking: Water.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Bucharest, Romania
  • Interests: Medicine, Mysteries, Music, Photography, Psychology
  • Favourite movie: Stargate SG1, Valkyrie, House md, Scrubs
  • Favourite band or musician: Rammstein, etc
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, Industrial, Tanz metal, Goth, 'Oldies but Goldies', others
  • Favourite poet or writer: Bacovia, Goethe, Marin Preda
  • Operating System: Windows xp Professional sp3
  • MP3 player of choice: Sony Ericsson
  • Wallpaper of choice: Stargate SG1 or Rammstein
  • Skin of choice: Your skin on my teeth!
  • Favourite game: Diablo II
  • Personal Quote: The more you study, more stupid you become.
  • Tools of the Trade: Whatever gets in my hands

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Comments


:icondanstefan:
...am citit cite ceva din jurnal ... cum bine ai remarcat , vama nu mai este ce a fost in vremuri de demult apuse .

Din ultimul Rammstein n-am ascultat decit 2 piese , se pare ca nici ei nu mai sint ce-au fost ?


Seara buna . Multumesc [link]
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And thank you very much for the :+devwatch: as well.

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Thank you for the :+fav:.

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:icondanstefan:
buna seara

multumesc [link]
:icondanstefan:
buna dimineata

multumesc pentru apreciere [link]

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